Wrong Piano

Oberheim, Yamaha

Steinway and the lot

Well, I must have played the wrong piano

'Cause it left me with, I don't know whatSo don't talk to me about mistakes

Yes, we all simply have got to take precautions

Well, I must have played the wrong piano

'Cause now I just feel nauseousSome sexual turned into some biblical

And then became a game of just trivial pursuit

Now, I used to gnaw on every word

But now I don't know what's the useRuppert Murdock and Larry Flint

Bob Guccione and the U.S. mint

I took out the wrong subscription

And I don't know what I'm gonna end up spending