First thing that I did was buy a pack of smokes
Check into a motel and consult my horoscope
Sitting on the bed, with a briefcase in my hands
Patiently awaiting any word from my commandTelekinetic dynamite
Psychic warfare is real
You better believe me, brother, X-ray vision
Telekinetic prophetic dynamite
Psychic warfare is real
I know what you're thinking, sister, X-ray visionNext thing that I did was tap out Morse code
With a wooden nickel on the receiver on the phone
Before I could complete it, I was quickly overtaken
By the angry spirits of Ronald and Nancy ReaganTelekinetic dynamite
Psychic warfare is real
You better believe me, brother, X-ray vision
Telekinetic prophetic dynamite
Psychic warfare is real
I know what you're thinking, sister, X-ray visionAnd on the drums, Gemini
On bass guitar, presenting, Pieces
On lead guitar, we have Aries
And on the microphone, Scorpio, goLast thing I remember, I was covered by the ruins
I don't know who's to blame for that, but I know who didn't do it
With every day that passes, it keeps on getting stranger
But that really doesn't bother me, cause I get off on the dangerTelekinetic dynamite
Psychic warfare is real
You better believe me, brother, X-ray vision
Telekinetic prophetic dynamite
Psychic warfare is real
I know what you're thinking, sister, X-ray visionTelekinetic dynamite
Psychic warfare is real
You better believe me, brother, X-ray vision
Telekinetic prophetic dynamite
Psychic warfare is real
I know what you're thinking, X-ray vision