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Ya Mama

Yo man you gotta be...you know

You gotta be on to die man what's up with that?

Yo bro shot

Yeah, word up bro, shot

Uh, we need some brothers to be, uh, like dropping knowledge

And writing good stuff

Hey man, why don't you quit talking all the stuff and do something about it?

You know what I'm saying?

Oh you talking about kick some, uh, knowledge

Yeah well you do that like right now

And some wisdom for the people

What's up with that?

OK, I got it

(Brothers and sisters)

[Booty Brown]

Ya mom is so fat (how fat is she?)

Ya mama is so big and fat that she can get busy

With twenty-two burritos, but times are rough

I seen her in the back of Taco Bell with handcuffs

The sad fact (what?) ya mama smokes crack (what?)

She got a burning yearning and there's no turning back

Her knuckles drag down to the ground when she walk

Spit comes out that bitch mouth when she talk

Naked on a mountain top, tooting on a flizoot

Riding on a horse drinking whiskey out a bizoot

She's got the wings and teeth of an African bat

Her middle name is Mudbone and on top of all that:

Ya mama got a glass eye with the fish in it [Repeat: x3]

Ya mama, ya mama, ya mama

[Slim Kid Tre]

Ya mama look like she's been in the dryer with some rocks

With the big bust nose sucking dirt out of socks

Held up the ice cream truck with a slingshot

She grabbed a bag of Cheese Corn and a soda pop

Ya mama root'n'toot and stole my loot and my suit

She may have the muscles, but no, she's not cute

She's not pretty, oh what a pity, got the glass titty

Filled up with cool-aid, just for the kiddies

On a cliff butt naked, tooting on a flute

Riding on a horse drinking whiskey out a boot

She's got the teeth and the wings of an African bat

Her middle name is Mudbone and on top of all that

Ya mama got the wooden legs with real feet [Repeat: x3]

Ya mama, ya mama, ya mama

[Fat Lip]

Watch out, I'm thinking about your mother to a funky beat

I went to your house, and she licked me on the cheek

I said excuse me lady, but I remember seeing you at the Palladium

Way back in September

Cause you was beat-boxing for Lou Rawls

In some bright red boxer drawers

You said ya moms was pretty and young

But she's old as dirt and got hair on her tongue

Ya moms, ya moms, she uses Brut

And I saw her riding a horsey drinking whiskey out a boot

She's got the wings and teeth of an African bat

Her middle name is Mudbone, and on top of all that

Ya mama's got a peg leg with a kickstand [Repeat: x3]

Ya mama, ya mama, ya mama

[Imani]

Aw, ya mom is so fat (how fat is she?)

We rode up on her back to get some burgers from Wendy's

And her skates went flat; I got stuck in her butt crack

They thought I was lost but I was caught by the G-strap

Heaven forbid a giant fart would give way

'Cause that would blow me round the world in a day

We drove into the drive-in and she didn't have to pay

Because we dressed her up to look just like a Chevrolet

Naked on a mountain top tooting on a flizoot

Riding on a horse, drinking whiskey out a bizoot

With the wings and the teeth of an African bat, bat

Her middle name is Mudbone and on top of all that

Ya mama's got an Afro, with a chin strap [Repeat: x3]

Ya mama, ya mama, ya mama

Ya mama got snake skin teeth

Ya mama wears coat hangers for earrings, dude she looks like

Ya mama was making sex threats to Ricky Bell and shit

Ya mama jacked the cool-aid man for a sip, nigga

Ya mama was walking down on Sunset with a 99 cent sign on her back

(You're a sellout) ya mama's a sellout nigga ya mama

Nigga ya mama did a pop tune nigga

Ya mama's glasses are so thick she look into a map

And see people waving at her

Your mother got an Ouija board on her back

Sidney with EQ and everything what he be saying

His mother be hooked, fishing with a hook and reel at the frozen food section

Tre's mama got Playdough teeth

Ya mother be eating daisies like Now and Laters and shit

Ya mama's an extra on the Simpson's and shit

Ya mama's so fat you can't even see her legs

It just looks like she's just gliding across the floor

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written by Hardson, Trevant Jermaine / Stewart, Derrick Lemel / Robinson, Romye / Wilcox, Emandu Imani Rashan / Martinez, John

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