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If its lager, lunch

If it moves, root

If it quacks, shoot

If its mates, protect

If its wife, neglect

If its wages, bet

If its vicious, pet

If its American, ape

If its a blonde, gape

If its boobs, inflate

If its V8, venerateYahoooo!

Yahoooo!If its sport, booze

If its licence, lose

If its engine, thrash

If its buttcrack, flash

If its the boys, lairin'

If its women, no swearin'

If its the footy trip, anaesthesia

If its back home, amnesia

If its party, newted

If its bedroom, putrid

If its foreplay, forgotten

If its rockin', don't bother knockin'Yahoooo!

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If its winning, skite

If its politics, right

If its flatulence, light

If its tabloid, believe it

If its broadsheet, don't read it

If its music, rock

If its casino, flock