YOLOYOLO, you only live onceThe battle cry of a generation
This life is a precious gift
So don't get too crazy
It's not worth the riskYou know that we are still young
So don't be dumb
Don't trust anyone
Cause you only live onceUgh, you only live once
That's the motto
So take a chill pill
Ease off the throttleNever go to loud clubs
Cause it's bad for your ears
Your friends will all be sorry
When they can't hearAnd stay the hell away from drugs
Cause they're not legal
Then bury all your money in the backyard
Like a beagle'Cause you should never trust a bank
They've been known to fail
And never travel by car, a bus
Boat or by railAnd don't travel by plane
And don't travel at all
Built a bomb shelter basement
With titanium wallsAnd wear titanium suits
In case pianos fall on ya
And never go in saunas
Cause they're crawlin' with piranhasAnd never take the stairs
'Cause they're often unsafe
You only live once
Don't let it go to wasteYou know that we are still young
So hold off on the fun
Cook your meat 'til it's done
Cause you only live onceYeah
And here's another piece of advice
Stay away from kids
Cause their hair is filled with mad liceThere's no such thing
As too much Purell
This a cautionary tale
Word to George OrwellSo don't 1980 force
Any plugs into sockets
Always wear a chastity belt
And triple lock itThen hire a taster
Make him check your food for poison
And if you think your mailman is a spy
Then destroy himNo blankets or pajamas
They can choke you in your sleep
Two words about furniture
Killing machinesBoard your windows up
The sun is bad for your health
And always wear a straight jacket
So your safe from yourselfTake no chances (no chances)
Stop freelancin' (right now)
Invest in your future
Don't dilute your finances (uh huh)
401K, make sure it's low risk
Then get some real estate (how much?)
4.2% thirty year mortgage
That's important, that's a great deal
And if you can't afford it
Don't forge it on your last bill
Renting is for suckers right now
A dependable savings
And you'll retire with money in your account
BeastYOLO, say no no
Isolate yourself
And just roll solo
Be care-folo
You oughta look out
Also stands for YOLOYou know that we are still young
Burn the prints off your thumbs
Then pull out all your teeth
So you can't bite your tongueOnly on this earth for a short time, time
So don't go outside, cause you don't want to die, dieJust take our advice and hide
And scream YOLO to the skyYou oughta look out