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You Can Finally Meet My Mom

Don't cry when I die

When it's my time I probably won't die

I'll just lie down and close my eyes

And think about stuff

These eyes got too wise

Seeing too much of life's goodbyes

Should have spent less time making loot

And spent more time in my birthday suit with you

And everybody upstairs, everybody downstairs

I'm not gonna have time to hang out with them

'Cause I'll be hanging out with you

Not Jimi Hendrix, Jesus or the dude

Who played the sheriff in Blazing Saddles

You, not Chris Farley, Mr. Rogers

And oh I've waited so long

You can finally meet my mom

Life is good, with love it's better

Even Bieber ain't forever

Well all got to go, ya know

So ya might as well go in style

Everybody praying, everybody sinning

I'm not gonna have time to hang out with them

'Cause I'll be hanging out with you

Not Gilda Radner, Buddha or the dude

Who had Pop Rocks and soda at the same time

You, not Jesse James, Paul Newman

And oh I've waited so long

You can finally meet my mom

I'm not making light of things

But who's to say who's right with things like this

There's so much that we miss

Trying so hard to be rich and famous, pretty and thin

To win, it's a shame that youth is wasted on the old

So forget everything and just be with me here, now

For as long as we can

And whoever goes first can save a spot

You, not Etta James, Bob Marley or the girls who won my

heart along the way

You, not Sitting Bull, Ella or Bach and I almost forgot

You can finally meet my mom

You. You can finally meet my mom

You. You can finally meet my mom

You. You can finally meet my mom

You. You can finally meet my mom

No Steve Jobs or Ty Cobbs

Al Capone or any of the mob

Whitney Houston, no Chet Baker

Andre the Giant or the Undertaker

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