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You Can't Dance

He boy, I've seen ya

Think ya rockin' it on the floor

You look like a moron!

Who let you in the door?

To put the question bluntly

Maybe your feet's deformed

They should slap you in the teeth

When you put your dancing shoes on

You can't dance!Why don't you just nail your feet to the floor?

Homeboy, what's the use?

Anytime you wanna step inside a party

First think of an excuse

You dance like a fat old lady

Not sayin' that fat old ladies ain't nice

But every time you try to get one move right

The old lady done did it twice

You can't dance!You big no dancin', disco disaster

The worst I ever saw

They should drop kick you in the neck

And drag you off the floor

In every discotheque, I see you there

In the middle of the crowd

Looking like you got eight or nine left

Feet dragging all around

You can't dance!Take my advice, don't move!

You'll never get the knack

If I danced like you I'd sneak out the party

And wouldn't be coming back

On the floor you're a dinosaur

Yeah boy, that's how you move

You look like Ralph Kramden or a Donald Duck cartoon

You can't dance!You wanna come to my party?

I wouldn't give you a chance

You tried to take breakdance lessons

Ended up in an ambulance

Wouldn't it be funny if they put you on solid gold?

You dance like you got arthritis already

What'll happen when you get old?

You can't dance!Yeah! Why are you so stiff?

Is it something that your mother did?

Maybe you grew up around "can't dance" people

When you were a "can't dance" kid

You live in a "can't dance" house

Went out in a "can't dance" car

Your doofy "can't dance" father

Got drunk in a "can't dance" bar

You take a "can't dance" bath

Put on your "can't dance" cologne

Go out to a "can't dance" party

So you wouldn't have to "can't dance" all alone

You can't danceYou can't dance

You can't dance

You can't dance

You can't danceHomeboy, will you please get off the floor, you moron?

You can't danceI'm tellin you, nah I'm just playin'You can't dance

You can't dance

You can't dance

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