You Can't Do That

Advisory - the following lyrics contain explicit language:

I remember breakfast

Used to be my favorite meal

Big ol' eggs and lots of butter

Food you could feelNow it's figs and twigs and fiber

I'm pure as I can be

But devils call, angels fall

I want my BLTYou can't do that, you can't do that

There's no eating, cheating, trick, treating

You can't do that

You can't do that, you can't do thatWell, let's talk about my love life

It used to be so free

If I saw something I wanted

I just drag it on home with meNow, you're talking blood tests

And sexual history

Aw, it used to be fun to do run, run

Now, it's life and destinyYou can't do that, you can't do that

There's no eating, cheating, trick, treating

You can't do that

You can't do that, you can't do thatDon't say it feels good, don't you do it

If it tastes good, throw it away

It's a sad truth, don't deny it

If you're gonna play, you're gonna payThey don't read the constitution

Down there where I work

My boss thinks he's a Romeo

I think he's a jerkHe's always making passes

He's got hands in back of his head

He'd love to see me naked

Honey, I'd love to see him deadYou can't do that, you can't do that

There's no eating, cheating, trick, treating

You can't do that

You can't do that, no baby, you can't do thatThere's no eating, cheating, trick, treating

You can't do that, you can't do that

Don't do that