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You Can't Fool the Fat Man

Sittin' with the fat man

Tryin' to get a loan

Talkin' about horses

And the women that we've knownSpittin' on the sidewalk

Squintin' into the sun

Greetin' all the people

Smilin' at everyoneI said "Hey, listen, Fat Man

I just can't get a break

Must I pay my whole life long

For just one mistake?"My brother's in the armed forces

My sister is in jail,

Won't you give me fifty dollars

So I can pay her bail?"

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