You Can't Trust Anyone Nowadays

You can't trust anyone nowadays

(Repeat)

Brown shirts don't make it

(Repeat)

I'm not so brave and I'm not too crazy

And I'd rather be a coward than pushing up daisies

Never rocked the boat, never tipped the scales

Never got off the fence, never had that much to say

So when I get a leather glove across my face

I say 'yes sir, no sir, whatever you say sir'

And when the Nazis stop me

Shouting 'get out your pass book'

I say 'yes sir, yes sir'

I don't trust to luck

Who'd Adam and Eve it

They're rationing clothes

And where they find a molehill a mountain grows

So please, no pictures 'cause the snap you took

They'll take it as a sign

Jesus H Christ--just my luck

You can't trust anyone nowadays

You can't trust anyone nowadays

I'd stay at home and sit it out

But in a dirty world you need a launderette

Two short minutes

I look the other way

Some bastard robbed me blind

You can't trust anyone nowadays