You Make Me

You make me wanna slam my head against the wall

You make me do the limbo

You make me wanna buy a slurpee at the mall

You make me watch the Gong Show

There's really something kinda strange about you, baby

But I can't exactly seem to put my finger on itYou make me

You make me

You make me

That's what you do to meYou make me wanna hide a weasel in my shorts

You make me wanna phone home

You make me wanna write a dozen book reports

Then pack myself in Styrofoam

Sometimes you make me want to build a model

Of the Eiffel Tower out of Belgian wafflesYou make me

You make me

You make me

That's what you do to me(You make me)

That's what you do

(You make me)

That's what you do

(You make me)

That's what, what you do to meYou make me wanna hang out in a trailer park

Then take my hamster to the beach

You make me wanna do my laundry in the dark

And use a recommended bleach

When I'm with you, I don't know whether I should study

Neurosurgery or go to see the Care Bears movieYou make me

You make me

You make me

That's what you do to me(You make me)

That's what you do

(You make me)

That's what you do

(You make me)

That's what, what you do to meThat's what you do to me

That's what you do to me

That's what you do to meYou make me wanna break the laws of time and space

You make me wanna eat pork

You make me wanna staple bagels to my face

Then remove 'em with a pitchfork

You know there's something quite unusual all

About you but I can't exactly seem to put my finger on itYou make me

You make me

You make me

That's what you do to me(You make me)

That's what you do

(You make me)

That's what you do

(You make me)

That's what, what you do to me(You make me)

That's what you do

(You make me)

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(You make me)

That's what you do do do do do to me(You make me)

That's what you do

(You make me)

That's what you do

(You make me)

That's what you do to me