You Never Know What to Do

You never know what to do,

you never know what to say,

No matter what, No matter when,

you're wrong in every way.

You never know what to do,

you never know what to say,

No matter what, No matter when,

you're wrong in every way.

OH, you never know what to do,

OH, you never know what to say,

Buonasera Maria, Buonasera Nicola,

Maria, What did you cook tonight?

I got some nice spaghetti with meatballs.

spaghetti with meatballs, what's the matter,

Don't you ever cook a little chicken...[rushed Italian words],

Well, I didn't know you wanted it tonight Nicola

Next night,Buonasera Maria, Buonasera Nicola,

What did you cook tonight?

I got the chicken...[rushed Italian words],

Hey, what's the matter?

Don't you ever make a little spaghetti with meatballs in this house?

spaghetti with meatballs, what's the matter Nicola?

I had it last night, you didn't like it,

So you never know what to do,

you never know what to say,

No matter what, No matter when,

you're wrong in every way.

You never know what to do,

you never know what to say,

No matter what, No matter when,

you're wrong in every way.

OH, you never know what to do,

OH, you never know what to say,

Father and son, Riding a donkey and

Everybody starts to criticize.

Look at that, two people on the poor animal

[Unintelligible Italian words]

So the Father says, you know sonny?

I get off, you ride the donkey alone

So people not gonna talk.

People not gonna talk,

When they saw the father walking

and the son and the donkey,

everybody started [Unintelligible Italian words],

So the Father says, you know what sonny?

Please, get off the donkey, I'll ride him,

and people not gonna talk.

People not gonna talk,

When they saw the Father on the donkey

and the son walking.

Hey, what are we gettin' [Unintelligible Italian words],

So the Father feel so embarrassed,

he says you know what boy,

I get off and walk, you walk,

leave the donkey alone,

And people not gonna talk.

people not gonna talk,

When they saw father and son walking,

Everybody starts laughing,

Look how silly, they got the donkey

and they don't use him (laugh),

So you never know what to do,

you never know what to say,

No matter what, No matter when,

you're wrong in every way.

You never know what to do,

you never know what to say,

No matter what, No matter when,

you're wrong in every way.

OH, you never know what to do,

OH, you never know what to say,

OH, you never know what to do,

OH, you never know what to say,

Lyrics Submitted by Chuck Morris