Yeah, I swore off love, I swore off women
Devoted my life to huntin' and fishin'
I'd never be anybody else's lovesick fool
It ain't coolI spend all my spare time fixin' up
That old rusted up pick-up truck
In no time at all, I'd have it
Lookin' like brand new, then youFlipped the switch on my dumaflachi
Played my piano like Liberace
I let down my guard
And my heart was good as gone, so longYeah, you cranked my tractor, you flicked my bic
Woman, you trip the trigger on my thing-a-majig
Can't explain how you've done it
But, honey, you turn me onYou look at all the takin', I done all the givin'
I threw up my hands, said, "The heck with it"
I shut down my heart, locked it up and pulled the fuse
Before it blewAll my emotions were disconnected
No sign of a spark could be detected
I had nobody so I had nothing to lose
Then youFlipped the switch on my dumaflachi
Played my piano like Liberace
I let down my guard
And my heart was good as gone, so longYeah, you cranked my tractor, you flicked my bic
Woman, you trip the trigger on my thing-a-majig
Can't explain how you've done it
But, honey, you turn me onYeah, you crank my tractor, you flick my bic
Woman you trip the trigger on my thing-a-majig
Can't explain how you've done it
But, honey, you turn me onI can't handle that, baby
You better slow down