Your Hubcaps Cost More Than My Car

Your hubcaps cost more than my car

And your car cost more than my house

Your house cost more than I could make in twenty years

But your balloon cost the same as mineAs you drive away, I laugh with my friends

'Cause I just cost you your life

And when they find your body slumped over the wheel

I'll be in bed soundly asleepYour epitaph was written by a Cardinal

Your coffin was carved out of a tree

Your funeral was attended by thousands

But your overdose was arranged by meAs I read the morning paper, I laugh with my friends

I just took out a man of God

He is survived by seven kids and precious wife

He died of unknown causes in his car