Your Mother's Got a Penis

That's right you know what I'm saying

Your mother's offered me the goods, I'm not paying

It started as a laugh, as a bit of a joke

Summit funny to say when I was havin' a smoke

I first heard off this bloke there's fuckin' rumor going 'roundYour mothers reputation is not sound she's saving up her penny's

To make them into pounds to have an operation swap her gender round

It's a shock to me and it's a shock to your mother got a beard

Sandles and a penis too it don't look right see when she's walking

Down the street to see her ball bag jigging to the beat, I saidYour mother's got a penis

Your mother's got a penis

Your mother's got a penis

That's right your mother's got a penisIn Internet rooms or computer main frames there's lots of females

Bite your mothers blue veins not the ones in her legs

Or the backs of her arms but the ones remember she hid in the gown

She walks around proud with her short dress on which sometimes

Exposes the tip of her dong often it's dripping and sometimes it's dry

No matter when I see her there's a tear in my eyeI thought I had to tell you and I put it in a letter but I thought

Fuck that a song is much better the only way to do it

To really let you know I can prove it cos' I gave it a blow

It was purly accidental cos' she got me really drunk

And she made me kiss her elephant trunk you know why?

That's right your mothers got a penisYour mother's got a penis

Your mother's got a penis

Your mother's got a penis

That's right your mother's got a penisYour mother's got a penis

Your mother's got a penis

Your mother's got a penis

That's right your mother's got a penisWhen she walks down the street then she walks like John Wayne

I just see her pissing standing up again it don't make no sense

When you see hidden here and there she got a cock and balls

With real pubic hair with a single eye that sometimes weeves

Since she's lyin' on her bed then she rubs it on the sheetsSaw her rub against the door or the back of your neck

If your mother's around then you make her double check

I hate to tell you with all due respect take your mother

To the doctors cos' her front bum's recked you know why?

Your mother's got a penis(Come on Wembly)

Your mother's got a penis

(Your mother's got a penis)

Your mother's got a penis

Your mother's got a penis

(Put your hands in the air Wembly)

Your mother's got a penis

That's right your mother's got a penisYour mother's got a penis

(Yeah!)

Your mother's got a penis

(Wembly arena!)

Your mother's got a penis

(I can feel the electricity! Come on!)

Your mother's got a penis

That's right your mother's got a penisFor the 18th week running, the UK Rap group

The GLC hold the number one position of the U.S billboard chart

With another smash hit, 'Your mother's got a penis'

Come here boys, have you never seen a woman with a cock before?

Come here, come on look at it bouncing up and down

I'll stick it in you come here, a woman with a cock tiny

Yeah, it's the truth man, his mother have actually got a penis