Your Ole Handy Man

I have to mow the lawn

And I have to wash the car

And I'd just like to know

Just who you think you are

I'm gettin' tired of wagging

That old heavy garbage can

Your woman's gettin' tired

Of being your ole handy man

I have to run your water

And I have to wash your back

And I have to scrub the tub

After you have had your bath

You're as helpless as a baby

But I love you, understand

I'm just gettin' tired

Of being your ole handy man

Your woman's gettin' tired

Of being your ole handy man

Now I know you've got ten fingers

But where's your helpin' hand

I've just made a decision

I've stood all I'm gonna stand

Your woman's gettin' tired

Of being your ole handy man

I do everything for you

You never help yourself

An' I think I'd die from shock

If you raised a hand to help

Well, I'm not gonna keep it up

That's what you got planned

Your woman's gettin' tired

Of being your ole handy man

Your woman's gettin' tired

Of being your ole handy man

Now I know you got ten fingers

But where's that helpin' hand

I've just made a decision

I've stood all I'm gonna stand

Your woman's gettin' tired

Of being your ole handy man

Your woman's gettin' tired

Of being your ole handy man