Your Own Worst Enemy

You're your own worst enemy

You're a walking catastrophe

You get up every morning

On the wrong side of the bed

You butter your hand instead of your bread

Drink enough coffee to wake up the dead

You're doing 85 and the light is turning red

The judge took your license and forbid you to drive

And your heart is pumping bacon

And you're barely alive

You're your own worst enemy

You're a walking catastrophe

You're at war with yourself and nobody else

You're a danger, you're a danger

You trip on your shoelace and fall on your face

Your hair is a mess, your clothes are disgrace

Your stocks went south and your girlfriend is gay

Your dog ate your cat and that was your good day

You're your own worst enemy

You're a walking catastrophe

You're at war with yourself and nobody else

You're a danger

You're your own worst enemy

You're a walking catastrophe

You're at war with yourself and nobody else

You're a danger

You're a danger to every stranger

You're a mess, yes, yes