Your Own Worst Enemy

You're your own worst enemy

You're a walking catastropheYou get up every morning

On the wrong side of the bed

You butter your hand instead of your bread

Drink enough coffee to wake up the deadYou're doing 85 and the light is turning red

The judge took your license and forbid you to drive

And your heart is pumping bacon

And you're barely aliveYou're your own worst enemy

You're a walking catastrophe

You're at war with yourself and nobody else

You're a danger, you're a dangerYou trip on your shoelace and fall on your face

Your hair is a mess, your clothes are disgrace

Your stocks went south and your girlfriend is gay

Your dog ate your cat and that was your good dayYou're your own worst enemy

You're a walking catastrophe

You're at war with yourself and nobody else

You're a dangerYou're your own worst enemy

You're a walking catastrophe

You're at war with yourself and nobody else

You're a dangerYou're a danger to every stranger

You're a mess, yes, yes