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You're a Mean One Mr. Grinch

All the windows were dark

No one knew he was there

All the whos were all dreaming

Sweet dreams without careYou're a mean one, Mr. Grinch

You really are a heel

You're as cuddly as a cactus

You're as charming as an eel, Mr. GrinchYou're a bad banana

With a greasy black peelYou're a monster, Mr. Grinch

Your heart's an empty hole

Your brain is full of spiders

You've got garlic in your soul, Mr. GrinchI wouldn't touch you, with a

Thirty-nine and a-half foot poleAll I need is a reindeer

So he took his dog, Max

And he took some red thread

And he tied a big horn

On the top of his headThen the Grinch said, "Giddap"

And the sleigh started down

To the homes where the who's

Lay a-snooze in their town

"This is stop number one"

The old Grinchy clause hissedAnd he climbed to the roof

Empty bags in his fist

Then he slid down the chimney

A rather tight pinch

But, if Santa could do it

Then so could the GrinchThen he slithered and slunk

With a smile most unpleasant

Around the whole room

And he took every presentPop guns, pompano's, and cookies, and drums

Checkerboards, [Incomprehensible], popcorn and plums

And he stuffed them in bags

Then the Grinch, very nimbly, stuffed all the bags

One by one, up the chimneyYou're a foul one, Mr. Grinch

You're a nasty, wasty skunk

Your heart is full of unwashed socks

Your soul is full of gunk, Mr. GrinchThe three words that best describe you

Are as follows and I quote, "Stink, stank, stunk"You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch

With a nauseas super-nous

You're a crooked jerky jockey

And you drive a crooked horse, Mr. GrinchYou're a three decker sauerkraut

And toadstool sandwich

With arsenic sauce

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