When I woke up this morning
I was feeling very ill.
So I went to see a doctor
To ask the doctor for a pill.
And when i saw the doctor I said,
"What's the problem doctor man?"
And he said to me,
And he said
Doctor said,
"You've got a midlife Crisis,
And you probably won't make it 'till you're thirty-nine."
"I blame your vices,
So you better make use of all your time."
"You've got a midlife crisis
And you're probably in the middle now,
Of a midlife crisis and you better make it out somehow."
So I walked down the street,
And I hopped aboard a train
And I went to see a counselor,
To find out what was with my brain.
And wen i saw the counselor i said,
"Whats the problem counselor man"
And he said to me,
And he said
Counselor said,
"You've got a midlife Crisis,
And you probably won't make it 'till you're thirty-nine."
"I blame your vices,
So you better make use of all your time."
"You've got a midlife crisis
And you're probably in the middle now,
Of a midlife crisis and you better make it out somehow."
[Vocal Solo]
"You've got a midlife Crisis,
And you probably won't make it 'till you're thirty-nine."
I blame my vices,
So I better make use of all my time.
I've got a midlife crisis
And I'm probably in the middle now,
Of a midlife crisis and I better make it up somehow.
A midlife crisis and I better make it out somehow.
A midlife crisis and I better make it out somehow.
A midlife crisis and I better make it out somehow.
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Lyrics submitted by Tony.