The comic from the U.S.A.
Dream ticket for a Saturday
Saw an ad for a day-glo skeleton
Hey Dad, had a go about getting themYou never there when I needed you
You never lent me a hand or two
And when you did, you weren't much use
You didn't even know what a zipcode wasI never really saw the apes
Just said I did to save my face
Not impressed with my watch radio
Weighs a tonne and it ain't stereoI never cried when Elvis died
Told you I did but hey, I lied
Bought into X-ray vision
Then music, sex, religionYou never there when I needed you
You never lent me a hand or two
And when you did, you weren't much use
You didn't even know what a zipcode wasYou didn't even know what a zipcode was
You didn't even know what a zipcode was
Songwriters
STANLEY, BOB/WIGGS, PETER STEWART/CRACKNELL, SARAH JANEPublished by
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