something´s wrong

When your pubic hair's on fire, something's wrong

When you think you're the Messiah, something's wrong

You mistake a plane for Venus, something's wrong

When your girlfriend's got a penis, something's wrong, something's wrongSomething's wrong

Something's wrongWhen you like music more than life, something's wrong

You start sleeping as you drive, something's wrong

When your favorite drink is thinner, something's wrong

When you're proud to be a sinner, something's wrong, something's wrongSomething's wrong

Something's wrongWhen a canary drives a tractor, something's wrong

When your president's an actor, something's wrong

When your jacket's plagued with dandruff, something's wrong

If you think that this song matters, something's wrong, something's wrongSomething's wrong

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