Chicken bone - in my neck
I can't breathe - what the heck
Butter knife impales my throat
Through the slit - I start to choke
Plastic straw - held with gum
EMERGENCY TRACHEOTOMY
Has been doneWaiting for the ambulance
I get bored and start to play
I take the peas from my plate
Load the straw and fire awayWaiting for the ambulance
I get bored and start to play
Emergency - Tracheotomy
Can be fun - you better runWaiting for the ambulance
I get bored and start to play
I take the peas from my plate
Load the straw and fire away
Shooting people in their eyes
Is so much fun, the pain subsides
Launching peas from my neck
Blinds the waitress who drops the checkWaiting for - the ambulance
I get bored and start to play
Emergency Tracheotomy
Can be fun - you better run - you better runWaiting for - the ambulance
I get bored and start to play
I take the peas from my plate
Load the straw and fire away
It's so much fun the pain subsides
Launching peas from neck
Blinds the waitress who drops the checkChicken bone - in my neck
I can't breathe - what the heck
Butter knife - impales my throat
Through the slit - I start to choke
Plastic straw - held with gum
Emergency - Tracheotomy
Has been fun
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