31 True Facts About My Girlfriend - Paul Kotheimer



     
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31 true facts about my girlfriend.
31 true facts about my girlfriend.
31 true facts about her:
She used to work at Baskin-Robbins on Green Street.
She is a food geek.
Her favorite muppet is Bert.
She knows what to do with a rutabega.
She gives herself pedicures.
She's a total freaking Virgo.
She drives a purple car.
She owns thirteen pairs of boots.
She hasn't shaved her armpits since 1999.
She's pretty good at Space Invaders.
She drinks PBR at wine-tastings.
She plays puzzle bobble all night long.
Her favorite tree is a Ginko.

She has inherited two geckos.
She makes the most badassin' coffee in the Northern Hemisphere.
31 true facts about my girlfriend.
31 true facts about my girlfriend.
31 true facts about her:
She likes clean sheets and she cannot lie.
Give her cake, but she'd rather have pie.
If she were an animal, she'd be an owl.
She won the Peoria Spelling Bee in the eighth grade.
She falls asleep while watching Cosmos.
Her mom is the author of an award-winning book of children's poems.
She is cussing at her cel phone.
She is looking for her favorite pair of scissors.
She is swimming through the stratosphere.
She is digging My Bloody Valentine.
She would rather have a pear than an apple.
She is updating her Facebook photo again.
She makes collages on the walls.
She bakes quilts.
She sews pies.
She knits soup.
She reads my mind when she is so inclined.
31 true facts about my girlfriend.
31 true facts about my girlfriend.
31 true facts about her.
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Paul Kotheimer (born October 25, 1968, Evergreen Park, Illinois) is a U. S. songwriter, activist, recording artist, and performer of DiY/acoustic, indie rock, and political folk music, performing since the late 1980’s, based in Urbana, Illinois. He is also the founder of DiY/folk & acoustic recording company, the hand-made record label (www.handmaderecords.com).

Kotheimer’s DiY/acoustic and indie rock songs are characterized by intricate, poetically expressive lyrics. Many of his political folk songs adapt melodies traditional to American folk and protest music, adding new lyrics. Kotheimer’s political subject matter includes commonly addressed 21st Centrury left-activist themes: Songs against war (specifically, the U. S. wars on Afghanistan and Iraq), U. S. empire, biotechnology, consumerism (particulary Wal-Mart), gentrification; along with songs in favor of direct action, ecodefense, organized labor, and feminism.

CAREER
In the Spring of 1988, Kotheimer recorded solo acoustic demos at Burton-Judson Courts at the University of Chicago. In 1990-1992, he performed bi-weekly sets at the Green Street Café in Chicago’s Halsted/UIC neighborhood, where he was frequently joined onstage by multi-instrumentalist Oliver Steck. Later the duo performed at the Torchlight Café in Chicago’s Lakeview neighborhood.

From 1993 to 1996, Kotheimer was active in the Red Herring Performers’ Coffee House on the campus of the University of Illinois, Urbana-Champaign. In 1994, Kotheimer released Essential Demo Recordings, the first cassette to bear the hand-made record label name and logo.

From 1995 to 1997, Kotheimer was the songwriter, lead singer, and rhythm guitarist in the band Herring Boys (with Andy Gricevich, guitar, and Nathan Otis, drums; later joined by Aaron Barr, bass guitar). In 1997 and 1998, Kotheimer was bassist/guitarist and singer in The Prince Myshkins (with Rick Burkhardt, accordion and vocals, and Andy Gricevich, guitar and vocals). In 1998, Kotheimer toured extensively in the U. S. and Canada and performed at South by Southwest, CMJ, and other independent music festivals.

In 1999, Kotheimer participated in direct action against the World Trade Organization in Seattle, Washington. His song, “Wal-Mart Associates’ Mandatory International Anthem,” as performed by participants of the School for Designing a Society, appears in the documentary 30 Frames a Second: The WTO in Seattle.

In 2000, Kotheimer was one of approximately a dozen co-founders of the Urbana-Champaign Independent Media Center. From 2000 to 2003, Kotheimer was a participant-in-residence at the School for Designing a Society. From 2003 to 2006, Kotheimer was bassist and arranger in the band Theory of Everything (with Darrin Drda, vocals/guitar, David Tcheng, multi-instrumentalist, and various percussionists).

RECENT ACTIVITIES

In August 2006, Kotheimer completed rough demos for his song cycle, A Martian Sends A Postcard Home: Nine Poems Set to Music. In that same month, Kotheimer published the political folk song “Trouble in the Water” as an mp3 on the Urbana-Champaign Independent Media Center website. The song, based on the traditional American spiritual “Wade in the Water,” was written in September 2005 to addresses the tragedy of Hurricane Katrina.

In April 2007, Kotheimer released SERIOUS FOLKING MUSIC, 2ND EDITION, which augmented the first release with protest songs from the Bush Administration years. In October 2007, the vast majority of Kotheimer's previously-released material was collected onto a single MP3CD release entitled SONG ABOUT EVERYTHING. The title track originally appeared on the 2000 release, 113 CAROLINA AVENUE. Read more on Last.fm. User-contributed text is available under the Creative Commons By-SA License; additional terms may apply.

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