All I want for Christmas is two gold front teeth
(What?)
Two gold front teeth with a diamond in each
I'd be a G if I could have two gold front teeth
Then I'd wish you a funky ChristmasChristmas, Christmas, ChristmasIt's Christmas and I'm toothless
I got a cap in my grill that's ruthless
(Ho, ho)
I need a dentist that's a driller and a jeweler
(Ho, ho)
I'm lookin' for a look that's just a little bit cooler
(Ho, ho)I don't want toys, I don't want any money
(Ho, ho)
I want my carrots in my mouth of Bugs Bunny
(Ho, ho)
This year the only thing that's on my list
Is two teeth to match the watch on my wristAll I want for Christmas is two gold front teeth
(What?)
Two gold front teeth with a diamond in each
I'd be a G if I could have two gold front teeth
Then I'd wish you a funky ChristmasChristmas, Christmas, ChristmasWhen someone says, "Yo, wazzup, dog?"
I'll say, "You know, I'm just doin' my plug fizzle
(Right on)
A real OG like O D B
My record sales will triple"All I want for Christmas is two gold front teeth
(What?)
Two gold front teeth with a diamond in each
I'd be a G if I could have two gold front teeth
Then I'd wish you a funky ChristmasChristmas, Christmas, ChristmasI'd be like Pimp Dracula, the Spetacula
Cledus T. will be Stone Cold MakeaHere I go again with my funky alter ego
(Ho, ho)
Making people laugh is the best gift I know
(Ho, ho)
Better wrap it up, put it underneath the tree
(Ho, ho)I want a million dollar smile like Master B
(Ho, ho)
I'll keep them shinin' like the doves on my duly
(Ho, ho)
Santa Claus, won't you please bring him to meAll I want for Christmas is two gold front teeth
(What?)
Two gold front teeth with a diamond in each
I'd be a G if I could have two gold front teeth
Then I'd wish you a funky ChristmasAll I want for Christmas is two gold front teeth
(What?)
Two gold front teeth with a diamond in each
I'd be a G if I could have two gold front teeth
Then I'd wish you a funky ChristmasThen I'd wish you a funky Christmas
Then I'd wish you a funky Christmas