Cledus' Christmas Ball Lyrics

Ho ho ho ho ho, ho ho ho ho ho ho ho
And what do you want for Christmas little Sam?
I want the Billy Gilman action figureWhat about you Suzie?
I want the Grand Old Opry nativity scene
And what about you Cledus?Well, Santa it's not what I want
It's what I want to giveIt's Christmas time in Nashville
For country singers one and all
I'm going to give a right nutty party
It's Cledus' Christmas BallI sent out the invitations
Heck I even rented out the hall
And I've got a big sack full of presentsCledus' Christmas ballDolly Parton brought two jugs
Of wine everyone admired
Montgomery Gentry spiked the eggnogChestnut's roasting on an open fireSomebody get Mark off of there
Ah, the twin fiddles are playing'
And it's a sewingin' time for all
Yee haw, everybody's dancin' aroundCledus' Christmas ball
Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho hoShania'a under the mistletoe
And that line was slap down the hall

Boy, I hope she enjoys kissin'Cledus' Christmas ballWillie Nelson's homemade brownies
Brought us all good cheer
Garth retired early againBut he'll be back next yearYou can count on that
The party's dyin' down now
So here's my present to you all
Ha ha, come check out my packageCledus' Christmas ballIt's a little bitty piece of me to youCledus' Christmas ballIt's an ornament for your Christmas tree
Cledus' Christmas ballHey, that's not Santa
Shh
That's Kenny Rogers
The GamblerHush yer mouth
Merry Christmas from Cledus T. Judd
Ho ho ho