All U Can Eat - Ben Folds

All U Can Eat Lyrics

Son, look at all the people in this restaurant
What do you think they weigh?
And out the window into the parking lot
At their SUV's taking all of this space
They give no fuck
They talk as loud as they want
They give no fuck
Just as long as there's enough for them
Gonna get on the microphone down at Wal-Mart
Talk about some shit that's been on my mind
Talk about the state of this great nation of ours
People look to your left, yeah, and look to your right
They give no fuck
They buy as much as they would want
They give no fuck
Just as long as there's enough for them
Son, look at the people lining up for plastic
Wouldn't you like to see 'em in the National Geographic

Squatting bare assed in the dirt eating rice from a bowl
With a towel on their head and maybe bone in their nose
See that asshole with a 'Peace' sign on his license plate
Giving me the finger and running me out of his lane
God made us number one 'cause he loves us the best
But he should go bless someone else for a while and give us a rest
(They give no)
Yeah, and everyone can see
(They give no)
We've eaten all that we can eat