Aloha & The Three Johns Lyrics

Well the phone is gonna ring
And you tell them I'm not home
Will you water the ferns
And feed the fish out in the pond?
I'm gonna get mean if you don't stop
Singing that Hawaiian song
How can you hear me scream
If you still got your headphones on?Is this the beginning of our vacation?
Or is this the end of our relationship?Is this the end?
Is this the end?And John's been avidly reading Slash's bio
There was a TV set smashed out in front of his room
I didn't ask, I led a solo charge down to the sea
Where the fast-food trash
And tourists made me fear and loath itIs this the beginning of their aging?
Or is this the end of civilization?Is this the end?
Is this the end?And if there's no ring, I will have to say good bye
Nah, I'm just playing John, I look terrible in white
You better hide the weed because the maid is at the door

And I can see a John getting a hand job on the balcony belowIs this the beginning of expectation?
Or is this the end of our vacation?Is this the end?
Is this the end?And we'll be drinking Kava
Drinking Kava, on the plane
And we'll be getting farther
Getting farther, from this place