Alphabet Song / End Titles Lyrics

A is for Alice; who does nothing right.
B her beloved; she yearns for each night.
C is for Colville; who's gone off his head.
D for De-Trafford; who hates being wed...
E is for everyone; hot & in season.
F is for fucking; we like with good reason...
G is for Gladys; looking 'round for the fight.
H is for heartache; to the left, and to the right.
(instrumental)
I is Idina, so fragile, so frail.
J is for Joss; the sting in her tail.
K is for Kenya, Kisses and all,
L is for love; into which we all fall.

M is for money; we always need more of.
N is for Nina, who no-one's quite sure of...
O is the outrage; with nothing to gain
P Is, for pain...
(instrumental)
Lyrics Submitted by Iona Brand