Analog Man Lyrics

Welcome to cyberspace, I'm lost in the fog
Everything's digital I'm still analog
When something goes wrong
I don't have a clue
Some ten year old smart a** has to show me what to do
Sign on with high speed you don't have to wait
Sit there for days and vegetate
I access my email, read all my spam, I'm an analog man.The whole world's living in a digital dream
It's not really there
It's all on the screen
Makes me forget who I am
I'm an analog manYeah I'm an analog man in a digital world
I'm gonna get me an analog girl
Who loves me for what I am
I'm an analog manWhat's wrong with vinyl, I think it sounds great
L-Ps, forty-fives, seventy-eights but that's just the way I am
I'm an analog manTurn on the tube, watch until dawn
One hundred channels, nothing is on

Endless commercials, endless commercials, endless commercialsThe whole world's glued to the cable TV
It looks so real on the big L-C-D
Murder and violence are rated P-G, too bad for the children
They are what they seeThe whole world's living in a digital dream
It's not really there
It's all on the screen
Makes me forget who I am
I'm an analog manYeah I'm an analog man in a digital world
I'm gonna get me an analog girl
Who loves me for what I am
I'm an analog manYeah I'm an analog man in a digital world