Are You A Square? Lyrics

Where were you back in '72
Was David Bowie the man for you
You died your hair blue
And then you painted your dick
Well all you boys really make me sickAre you a square
What's the length of your hair
Are you a nerd
Or just a power pop turdAre you a wimp
A power pop simp
Does the sound of loud guitars
Make your dick go limp
Thought you were hip back in '72 man
You were a joke now the joke's on youAre you a square
What's the length of your hair
Are you a nerd
Or just a power pop turd
Are you a square
Are you a squareAll trends now have come and gone

But all you squares
Sing the same old song
One year it's fagots
The next year it's punks
Well you wear the same clothes
You snort the same junkYou think that you're hip
But you'll never be cool
So why don't you squares just
DROP DEAD BABYAre you a square
What's the length of your hair
Are you a nerd
Or just a power pop turd
Are you a square
Are you a square
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