As Country as She Gets

SHE HATES GOING ANYWHERE IN MY OLD TRUCK

SHE SAYS IT'S ALWAYS MUDDY AND IT RIDES SO ROUGH

AIN'T NO GRACEFUL WAY TO CLIMB UP IN A DRESS

YEAH, I'M ABOUT AS COUNTRY AS SHE GETSI MIGHT GET HER ON THE LAKE TO FISH WITH ME

IF THE WATER'S SMOOTH AND THE SKY IS BLUE WITH A NICE COOL BREEZE

ANYTHING WE CATCH I'LL HAVE TO CLEAN MYSELF

CAUSE I'M ABOUT AS COUNTRY AS SHE GETSBUT SHE'LL SLIP OFF A PAIR OF HEELS

WALK BAREFOOT ACROSS THE FIELD

CLIMB UP ON THE FENCE JUST TO BE NEAR ME

SOMETIMES I THINK A HORSE STILL SCARES HER HALF TO DEATH

I'M ABOUT AS COUNTRY AS SHE GETSSHE LIKES BEING WITHIN SPENDING DISTANCE OF THE MALL

AND HAVING ENOUGH BARS TO MAKE A CELL PHONE CALL

PUT HER IN A CROWD SHE'S RIGHT IN HER ELEMENT

I'M ABOUT AS COUNTRY AS SHE GETS