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(Ah mate)I'm back, like I never left, I'm here at your inconvenience
I'm back, like I never left, I'm here at your inconvenience(So Steve, where did you grow up?
Upper Clapton, Hackney
How old were you when you first started rapping?
I was 18
Who are your major influences?
Are you serious? Your Mum)I ain't answering anymore of your questions,
You know what? I have a question
Who's idea was it to get in the charts,
By rhyming over Hungarian dance music
Why would I make dance music, when I can't dance to it?
I'm the anecdote to that shit, bringing back strap shit,
Soon as I'm done calling this bulimic a fat bitch
I'll be saving the day on renegade with the dog,
Playing fetch watching him chase a grenade
Maybe I should play the same game with Bruno,
If I ever again get mistaken for a cluedo,
Character I'm gonna have to unleash my Mitch a judo,

I just took a shit and now I can't find any loo roll.
Two flows, for everyone that you got too hot,
I do squat diddily and do more than you do when you do lots, do lots.
Do women do for me what they did not do,
Maybe it's got something to do with my new watch.I'm back, like I never left, I'm here at your inconvenience
I'm back, like I never left, I'm here at your inconvenienceI have a question,
Why would I beat around the bush or take the scenic route,
When I'm a meanie, born to instigate fumes, I'm the morning,
Midday and evening news, and I started a trend Mike got his teeth fixed to.
If you're wondering where I've been out,
Kicked back with a six-pack, of becks on a bench,
Sunbathing in a hijab, give me a tic-tac, I just had a pack of Nik Naks,
Thanks now I'll turn you into a kebab with my pick-axe.
Mish, mash, mosh-pit, whenever I drop shit, it's hot shit,
I just won a race with an ostrich.
Obnoxious, preposterous, looney a damn nutter,
If I ever see Rooney anywhere near my Grandmother ah!
I live life without an ounce of logic,
I like my wrist so much I spent a house deposit on it.
Vomit and then I drink more wine,
Then I broke a bowl and hope the Hospital gives me morphine.
How do you spend your time?I'm back, (I'm back)
Like I never left, (like I never left)
I'm here at your, (I'm here at your)
Inconvenience (inconvenience)I'm back, (I'm back)
Like I never left, (like I never left)
I'm here at your, (I'm here at your)
Inconvenience (inconvenience)I don't have a question, nope
When it come to competition, I'm burying them.
Better to bury them then have them getting lairy again.
They want it with me like they want it with malaria,
Like Wayne Bridge wants to be John Terry'd again.
I developed an obsession with Caroline Flack,
I wouldn't mind having a go on Caroline's,
Actually I promise to never be so vulgar,
To never mention putting my cobra inside of Anna Kournikova, I swearI'm back, (I'm back)
Like I never left, (like I never left)
I'm here at your, (I'm here at your)
Inconvenience (inconvenience)I'm back, (I'm back)
Like I never left, (like I never left)
I'm here at your, (I'm here at your)
Inconvenience (inconvenience)I think I've got it out of my system now, you sure?
I am once again ready to answer questions
Good, 'cause there's so much I've been wanting to ask you, about 8 inches, what?
Songwriters
Jefferys, Edwin / Morrison, Jason / Manderson, StephenPublished by
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Professor Green is an english rapper from Hackney, East London, currently signed to Virgin Records, after Mike Skinner's The Beats label closed, and ended a run of his own radio shows on BBC Radio 1.

He was signed to The Beats, a record label run by Mike Skinner and Ted Mayhem from 2006 until 12 February 2008, when the label terminated. He rose to success upon winning the inaugural JumpOff MySpace £50,000 battle rap tournament in July 2008. Following this in 2009, Manderson worked with Lily Allen on her 2009 concert tour.

Growing up on the Northwold estate in Upper Clapton, Green's familial situation saw him being raised by his grandmother while he traded up school attendance for just hanging on the estate, like kids do. The Read All About It Songfacts reports that he had a turbulent relationship with his father, who was rarely around during Manderson's childhood and committed suicide in 2008. In his hit single, Read All About It, Green responds to accusations made by his stepmother that his debut album, Alive Till I'm Dead, was "cashing-in" on his death.

While the usual nefarious stories of low budget living played a part in his life, Green's formative years were also characterised by fun: skating was big on the estate, etc. He also had an early inkling that the art of verbal sparring would somehow play a part in his life, confessing how, he always wanted to be a barrister or a lawyer. "I like debates and I've always been argumentative, I think that's helped me in battles a lot."

However, while becoming obsessed with hip-hop at the age of nine "Biggie [The Notorious B.I.G.] is my greatest hip-hop influence", Green only switched up from passive fan to active participant at a relatively late stage. After turning 18 years old, he coined his first rhyme completely off-the-cuff when put on the spot at an impromptu freestyle jam session round a friends house. Passing the test with aplomb and impressing his music making peers, the underground rap battle scene suddenly opened up before him.

After seeing a poster advertising a rap battle at the Lyric Pad night in London, Green turned up and won. From that he graduated to competing at the prestigious Jump Off events, performing at venues like The Scala and Sound in Leicester Square, and becoming the first ever contestant to win six straight weekly finals in a row. While his seventh showdown ended in defeat, he returned undeterred, put together a second run of consecutive victories and became the first string seven wins together. Throw in a further series of seven straight wins and a dalliance with pay battles, and Green became a man to fear on the battle circuit.

Cue a change of scene and a flight to the exotic climes of the Bahamas to spar for $50,000.

Entering the Power Summit battle against America's finest freestyle icons (think 8 Mile but with no holds barred), the crowd may have first viewed Green as this white English kid who's not going to do anything, but his gift of gab and ability to coin scathing punchlines saw him through to the final where he faced Jin, a member of DMXs much amped Ruff Ryders camp. The judges decided in Jin's favour, although with the Ruff Ryder man having been given a bye to the final and Green having already been through seven prior knockout bouts (including taking out representatives from Eminem's Shady Records camp), by his own admission it was "more a case of me losing it as opposed to Jin winning it."

Still, with a crowd featuring US big rap guns like Busta Rhymes and Saigon, Green made a name for himself and in September went off to Hawaii to compete in the battle again.

A performance at the B-Boy Championships last summer ultimately paid greater dividends and opened him up to a new audience in Mike Skinner of The Streets fame.

"Mike approached me after the B-Boy Championships and wanted to bring me on tour with The Streets" he recalls. I ended up doing an opening battle on the tour and we formed a great relationship from that. At first it wasn't about me looking for a record deal though it was more a case of us deciding to lay down some tracks and seeing where it went.

At the end of April 2006 he signed on the dotted line to release his debut album on Skinner's The Beats label. And while UK hip-hop's profile is certainly in the ascendancy thanks to acts like Skinnyman, Sway and Kano, Green has his eyes on breaking out beyond the usual urban tag affixed to British rappers.

Name-checking Portishead, Radiohead, Tracy Chapman and Suzanne Vega as song-writing influences, Green is well aware of the importance of adapting his lyrics from the immediacy of the live battle circuit to cater to the depth of the album format.

"The thing with hip-hop is if you take a lot of rap songs outside of rap then they aren't great songs, whereas with something like country if you take them outside of the genre then the song-writing skills are still incredible, he rationalises. And I'd like to take those skills into rap."

So while never completely leaving behind the entertaining punchlines that have characterised his battle persona, the album will take in everything from songs about his estranged parents to wish lists of things to do before he passes away and the plight of the average stereotypical man in the eyes of the average stereotypical female (see Stereotypical Man, complete with the catchphrase "'Til my breathings done I'll be reading page three of The Sun").

As Green concludes of his new goals "I wouldn't be happy to sell just 30,000 copies of my album. I don't think that there's anything wrong with aiming above that, giving people an album they can relate to, and wanting to be successful."


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