Average Joe Lyrics

He falls in love like a fool just like he's supposed to
Loses his heart like a pro
And he means it when dances
Like a prize bullfighter he stays light up on his toes
Uh-huh huh, uh-huh huh
And he hits a ball as pretty as D'imaggio-yeah
Keeps the weight back between his heels
And you can say things like say it aint so and that'll go
Even though you know there's too many things to count 'em 'cuz there's
So many things to like about Joe
Uh-huh huh, uh-huh huh
He's an undercover cop on a superhero junket
He's just a regular b-flat bro
And he can heat up like a skillet and put his shoulder to it

But a kinder gentler guy you'll never know
And all the things to recommend him
And all the ways to apprehend him
You cant fit in your Powerbook on the go,
'Cause it's an early am coffee or a Brooklyn on the fly
Take it from me and here's why
Chorus
There's so many thing to like about Joe
So many things to like about the man
You can say all you want to
he's just an average so-and-so
But there's so many things to like about Joe
Bridge
Get yourself caught on the Wonder Wheel
And ask the bartender where time's gone
All the sails out on the water
Still dont make it right to cross the sand, even if you can
Take it from me, there's always a place you can go
Cuz there's a joint on every corner with Joe
Oh and if you lose the way put your light up on the day
You can count on it like you can count on dough
Anyway you cut it and any time you take it off the shelf
And turn it upside down or put it on slow
Tell everyone you know that there's
Too many things to count 'em, theres so, so many things to like about
So many things to like about Joe
Uh-huh huh, uh-huh huh
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Lyrics submitted by JS.