Awkward As a Drunk - Major Parkinson
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Awkward As a Drunk Lyrics
Oh, tell me why I’m to blame for this eager to touch every inch of your body.
Oh, tell me why I was laughing when you fucked up my mind, when you followed me down in the drain.
I love you like the humming of pouring scotch.
I’m a puppy with a bone when I’m drinking too much
But I’m ready for the day when the ship goes down
When they play the violin.
And my mommy and my daddy will be proud of me
When I’m hanging from the brink of sanity
Patching me up when I break my teeth from the worth I cannot chew.
Ever since elementary school I was dating different girls
But none of them could dress up like a bottle
So when I lost all my empathy in a bowl of brown decay
The traffic lights in your distorted bedroom, sustained
now my brain is hurting like a rusty chain.
So tell me why I’m to blame for this eager to crush every inch of your body and soul.
Even though I was laughing when you fucked up my mind, drew the line to the hole in my head.
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Lyrics submitted by Pavel.