BEST SONG EVERRR Lyrics

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My name is _____ and I'm a alcoholic
Not for real, but what else do you call this
Find me in the clubby
Going duper dumby
Borrowing your money
In the bathroom flask full of iced tea
College grad chick straddling me
I think that she want me
To get up in her tummy
That's why they call me "Gutsy"
and I be like "check my spanish"
Mamacita, te necesito
Soy ebrio, that's all the words I know
I shoot tequila from Costa Rica
I gotta tell ya

Best friends, you are my fucking best friends
Seriously, it's like the best night ever
This song, I'm really feeling this song
This song, fucking best song everrr
It's only midnight, chicks like "Heels off!"
Barefooted on the floor playing leapfrog
Skittles, Stoli, no juice
and rolypoly produce
That's why they call me "Whoa, dude"
"Slow, dude"
Mamacita, te necesito
Soy ebrio, that's all the words I know
Margaritas and microwave pizzas
I gotta tell ya
Best friends, you are my fucking best friends
Seriously, it's like the best night ever
This song, I'm really feelin this song
This song, fucking best song everrr
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Lyrics submitted by Samantha.