Babe Ruth vs. Lance Armstrong Lyrics

I COULD PROBABLY BEAT YOU BEFORE WE EVEN START.
UGH IT SMELLS IN HERE DID YOU JUST FART?
I GOT BIG ARMS AND BROAD SHOULDERS.
I GOT ROCK HARD ABS LIKE BOULDERS.
I GOT ARMS LIKE ROCKY.
ARE YOU TRYIN TO BEAT ME?
NO YOU TRYIN TO MOCK ME.
I GO OUT AND EXERCISE ALL DAY WHILE YOUR ON YOUR COUCH EATING LAYS.
I WOULD LEAVE NOW BEFORE YOU BURST IN TEARS.
CAUSE WE ALL KNOW I CAN BEAT YOU FOR YEARS.
SITTIN AT HOME EATING TURKEY AND SOLAMI.
AFTER I BEAT YOU, YOUR GONNA CRY TO YOUR MOMMY.
YOU GOT A MISSED CALL FROM THE 1980S THEY WANT YOUR SHOES AND SHIRT BACK THEY SAID IT WAS FOR LADIES.
ACHOO! DID YOU HEAR HIP HOP SNEEZE CAUSE HES GETTING SICK AND YOUR THE DISEASE.
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