Baby Got Book - Dan Smith

Baby Got Book Lyrics

Oh my goodness, Becky! Look at her Bible. It is so huge. She looks like one of those preacher guys girlfriends. But who understands those preacher guys anyway? They only talk to her 'cause she looks like Mother Teresa, OK? I mean look at it, it's just huge! Uh it's gross. She just looks so righteous.
I like big Bibles and I can not lie.
You Christian brothers can't deny.
That when a girl walks in with a KJV and a bookmark in Proverbs you get stoked!
Got her name engraved, so you know this girl is saved.
It looks like one of those large ones with plenty of space in the margins
Oh baby I wanna read with ya, cause your Bibles got pictures
My minister tried to console me, but that book you got makes (me so holy)
Oh Mama mia, you say you want koinonia,
well bless me, bless me and teach me about John Wesley
I saw her prayin', while i was DJin'
She got grace, pretty face, she ain't goin down to the bad place.
I'm tired of heathen guys, sayin they like pocket sized
As the average christian will take a look, she gotta pack much book.
So Fellas, (ya) Fellas (ya)
Have your girlfriends got the book (Oh ya)
Then read it (read it) Read it (read it) Read that Holy Book

Baby got book
(NIV with the ribbon bookmark)
(NIV with the ribbon bookmark)
(Big big big)
Baby got book
(NIV with the ribbon bookmark)
(NIV with the ribbon bookmark)
B-I-B-L-E
I like em leather and bound, its 50 pounds
I just can't stand how it is some weeny wants Bible on CD
She want to get you saved
Amen, double up- Amen!
I ain't talking about a paraphrase cause Paul wouldn't use those anyway
like em real thick and red lettered.
You cant find nothin better
South Paws in love, Bibles that big are unheard of
So I'm sitting here thinkin' what if i find me a girl who shows mid-drift
You can have those bimbos. I keep them chicks who do devos.
A word to the Christian sisters I cant resist ya, I'll do Gods time with ya.
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna pray to the break of day.
Baby got it goin on
Like the wife in Proverbs 31
we just might get engaged, when we finish readin this page.
cause its worn, and its torn, and i know that girls reborn
So ladies (ya) Ladies (ya)
Do you wanna save people from Hades? (ya)
Then read it, till the pages fall out
even white preaches gotta shout
Baby got book
(Thomson Chain with the big red letters)
(Thomson Chain with the big red letters)
Baby got book
Ya baby when it comes to a good book, Stephen King's resume just can't compare
39 plus 27 equals 66 Books
and if you're Catholic, there's even more!
So your girlfriends quotes Bill Hybels, but does she got a big Bible?
cause that little thing she got wont start a revival
My Bible study don't want none unless you got book, hun!
You can read Clancy or Grisham. But please don't lose this book
Some brothers wanna play that hard roll, and tell you that books to old
So they toss it, and they burn it
But i pull up quick to just learn it.
So your girl likes paperback? Well I ain't down with that
Cause my girlfriends hot and her Bible's rockin', and she's got good doctrine
To the atheist chicks who try to dis, well you ain't it miss priss
Give me a Christian, I'm insistin, and Ill greet her with some holy kissin
Some bumper tried to chase, but he didn't make it pass first base
Shes quick to resist temptation, and she loves the new translation
So ladies who are lost and found,if you want the triple 6 thrown down,
Dial 1-800-reads-alot and teach me about those Psalms.
Baby got book
(NIV with the ribbon bookmark)
(NIV with the ribbon bookmark)
Baby got book
(Thomson Chain with the big red letters)
(Thomson Chain with the big red letters)
(Big big big)
Bible college knowledge but she still got book
(B-I-B-L-E)
X's 4
B-I-B-L-E all the letters for all of you out there. all together get you a Bible!
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Lyrics submitted by Andrew James Warman.