Baby's Daddy Lyrics

Hey, Marcus
Hey, what's up
Uhm there's something I wanted to ask you..
Uhh, what is it
Will you do me a favor?
Oh no no no!
Marcus? What?
Will you be my baby daddy and be the one to always make me happy?
Oh hell no!
Will you watch Spongebob with him and teach him how to make a krabby patty?
Oh hell no!
Even though I got stretch marks, will you still be down to get nasty?
Oh hell no!
Shit, I'm mad enough to throw elbows!
Please? No! Please? No!

Throw me the mic
I got a flow to recite
You got a baby by a nigga that you don't even like.
A broke nigga who thuggish
Always be talkin' rubbish
Instead be causing ruckus
All because you were sluttish
Jesus, I can't believe this freak shit!
That's the same mother fucker you had cheated on me with! Whaaa
I knew this would happen without a question.
But, you said "I never have sex without protection."
Bitch Please! You left me flowing down shits creek
You sex driven like a big freak.
Plus our relationship has been breached
You took a big leap
And rumor has it you sucked his dick and kissed me!
And now I'm suppose to be the father and the mental guide
Like sure I'll take care of the little guy
Shit, you ain't puttin' me through the stress
I'll put your baby in a pillow case and beat it to death bitch.
Marcus? What?
Will you be my baby daddy and be the one to always make me happy?
Oh hell no!
Will you watch Spongebob with him and teach him how to make a krabby patty?
Oh hell no!
Even though I got stretch marks, will you still be down to get nasty?
Oh hell no!
Shit, I'm mad enough to throw elbows!
Please? No! Please? No!
I'm far from a fuckin' life saver
Not your friendly neighbor
But, yet you called me during your labor
It's not my issue, Take me off the menu
I'm not the one who put the motherfucker in you.
I'm not a mean guy, hate to sound that foul
But, I don't give a fuck about that child
You damn right!
See you chose him, then he fucked you.
Tag your it, Too bad his dick didn't have any insurance
You knew that he was just a lame nigga prior to it
Now your ass hittin' me up thinkin' I would do it?
Hoping we gonna spark it off like some lighter fluid
That's kinda stupid, face the facts bitch your life is ruined
Don't be callin' me like "My life's a crazy blur,
Rashad don't take care of the baby and it makes me hurt,
I wish that me and you could go back to the way we were"
Shit we can, just get rid of the baby first.
Marcus? What?
Will you be my baby daddy and be the one to always make me happy?
Oh hell no!
Will you watch Spongebob with him and teach him how to make a krabby patty?
Oh hell no!
Even though I got stretch marks, will you still be down to get nasty?
Oh hell no!
Shit, I'm mad enough to throw elbows!
Please? No! Please? No!
Now I won't be your baby's daddy, I'm not the one
But, you can still give me some head, and maybe swallow some cum
And if you want it, then I can deliver quite clean yeaah
But, don't ever send the baby to find me
Yo, do you remember when I told you I would love you forever?
And broke up with my girlfriend Heather
Kicked her to the curb, and I got with you thinking you were better
But, found out you were a heart shredder
Yeah, I felt pretty stupid after that.
Shit, I'm mad enough to throw elbows!
Please? No! Please? No!
Became the nigga that my crew was laughin at
I was foolish, that's a fact
So this is karma, you've been on my shit list
So ha ha ha ha, that's what you get bitch
Marcus? What?
Will you be my baby daddy and be the one to always make me happy?
Oh hell no!
Will you watch Spongebob with him and teach him how to make a krabby patty?
Oh hell no!
Even though I got stretch marks, will you still be down to get nasty?
Oh hell no!
Shit, I'm mad enough to throw elbows!
Please? No! Please? No!
Hey that's life
You fuck me over
He fucked you
You got pregnant
Now your fucked
You had me
You had me, That's the funny thing about it
And you blew it!
Ha ha ha
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