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Babysitting Is a Bum Deal - Haylie Duff



     
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[Singers:]
Here is the tale of a babysitting job,
The baby is something of a snob,[Stewie:]
Oh, go fuck yourselves[Singers:]
So listen very closely, and you'll find
That what they say is not the same as what's on their minds[Haylie:]
Aren't you a cute little boy[Haylie's Thoughts:]
Look at that melon shaped head[Stewie:]
Having you here is a joy[Stewie's Thoughts:]
And in an hour you'll be dead[Haylie:]
Sit on my knee[Haylie's Thoughts:]
Please don't go poo[Stewie:]
Nice place to be[Stewie's Thoughts:]
This one's for you[Both:]
Babysitting is a bum deal[Haylie:]
Why don't we watch Will & Grace[Thought:]
Jesus, do I need a smoke[Stewie:]
Jack puts a smile on my face[Thought:]

Oh, what a surprise, a gay joke[Haylie:]
I like your house[Thought:]
The ceiling has cracks[Stewie:]
I like your blouse[Thought:]
Miss TJ Maxx[Both:]
Babysitting is a bum deal[Singers:]
So they sat as time went by[Haylie:]
Slowly as time could go[Singers:]
The baby blarred, and softly cursed[Stewie:]
Cause her lips, and her skirt, and her shoes,
And her hair made her look like a hoe[Haylie:]
Time for your bottle my sweet[Thought:]
This little brat smells like piss[Stewie:]
Alway's a succulent treat[Thought:]
While I suck that, you suck this[Haylie:]
Aren't you a sight[Thought:]
Look at him drool[Stewie:]
You're a delight[Thought:]
Damn you, you fool[Both:]
Babysitting is a bum deal[Singers:]
The diaper change was quite a job[Haylie:]
The grossest I've ever seen[Singers:]
The baby smiled and took a breath[Stewie:]
And I grunted and pooped out a poop,
That looked something like Matthew Modine[Haylie:]
Someday you might meet a girl[Thought:]
Yeah, she's gonna be your right hand[Stewie:]
Maybe it's you my sweet pearl[Thought:]
Darling, I'd rather fuck sand[Haylie:]
Have a good night[Thought:]
You little creep[Stewie:]
Have a good night[Thought:]
Die in your sleep[Both:]
Babysitting is a bum deal
Babysitting is a bum deal
Songwriters
WALTER MURPHY, SETH MAC FARLANEPublished by
Lyrics © FOX MUSIC, INC. Song Discussions is protected by U.S. Patent 9401941. Other patents pending.

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Haylie Katherine Duff (born February 19, 1985) is an American actress and pop music singer. Duff was born in Houston, Texas. Her mother is the producer Susan Duff. Her father, Bob Duff, is a convenience store owner. She is commonly known as the older sister of Hilary Duff. Duff has appeared in several episodes of Lizzie McGuire, which stars her sister Hilary. She has also appeared on another Disney Channel show, That's So Raven, and on other TV programs including Joan of Arcadia, American Dreams, Boston Public, and Chicago Hope.

Read more about Haylie Duff on Last.fm.


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