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I reckon you ain't familiar with these here parts<br /> You know, there's a story behind that there saloon<br /> Twenty years ago, two outlaws took this whole town over<br /> Sheriffs couldn't stop 'em<br /> Quickest damn gun-slingers I've ever seen<br /> Got murdered in cold-blood<br /> That old saloon there was their little "home away from home"<br /> They say the ghosts of Bad and Evil still live in that tavern<br /> And on a quiet night<br /> You can still hear the footsteps of Slim Shady and Royce da 5'9"I don't speak, I float in the air wrapped in a sheet<br /> I'm not a real person, I'm a ghost trapped in a beat<br /> I translate when my voice is read through a seismograph<br /> And a noise is spread, picked up and transmitted through Royce's head<br /> Trap him in his room, possess him and hoist his bed<br /> Till the evilness flows through his blood like poisonous lead<br /> Told him each one of his boys is dead<br /> I asked him to come to the dark side<br /> He made a choice and saidWho hard? Yo I done heard worse<br /> We can get in two cars and accelerate at each other<br /> To see which one'll swerve first<br /> Two blind bandits panic whose mental capacity holds<br /> That of a globe on top of nine other planets<br /> Kissed the cheek of the Devil<br /> Intelligence level is hellier than treble peaking on speakers in the ghetto<br /> Dismissal, I'm not a fair man<br /> Disgraced the race of an atheist<br /> Intercepting missiles with my bare hands like a patriot<br /> One track sliced without swords<br /> I buried the Christ corpse<br /> In my past life when the black knight mounted the white horseAnd stay over-worked, it's like the Nazis and the Nation collaborating attempting to take over the Earth'Cause this is what happens when Bad meets Evil<br /> And we hit the trees till we look like Vietnamese people<br /> He's Evil, and I'm Bad like Steve Seagal<br /> Above the law cause I don't agree with police either<br /> Shit, me neither<br /> We ain't eager to be legal<br /> So please leave me with the keys to your Jeep Eagle<br /> I breathe ether in three lethal amounts<br /> While I stab myself in the knee with a diseased needle<br /> Releasing rage on anybody in squeezing range<br /> Cold enough to make the seasons change into freezing rainHe's insane<br /> No I'm not, I just want to shoot up and I'm pissed off<br /> Cause I can't find a decent veinThe disaster with dreads<br /> I'm bad enough to commit suicide<br /> And survive long enough to kill my soul after I'm dead<br /> When in danger, it's funny, actually my flavor's similar to a waiter<br /> 'Cause I serve any stranger with money<br /> I spray a hundred, man until they joint chains<br /> While slipping bullets at point-blank range like they was punches<br /> Piss on a flag and burn it, murder you then come to your funeral<br /> Service lobby and strangle your body to confirm it<br /> Whipping human ass, throwing blows, cracking jaws<br /> With my fists wrapped in gauze, dipped in glue and glassI'm blazing MCs, at the same time amazing MCs<br /> Somehow, MCs ain't that eyebrow-raising to me<br /> From all of angles of us, flash a Mack loud enough<br /> To cast a avalanche and bust till volcanoes eruptHello?<br /> Ayo, what's up?<br /> We're coming to get you!Stop! They know it's us!I used to be a loudmouth, remember me?<br /> I'm the one who burned your house down, well I'm out nowAnd this time I'm coming back to blow your house up<br /> And I ain't gon' leave you a window to jump out of<br /> Give me two fat tabs and three 'shroomsAnd you won't see me like fat people in steam rooms<br /> And when I go to Hell and I'm getting ready to leave<br /> I'ma put air in a bag and charge people to breathe'Cause this is what happens when Bad meets Evil<br /> And we hit the trees till we look like Vietnamese people<br /> He's Evil, and I'm Bad like Steve Seagal<br /> Against peaceful, see you in hell for the sequelWe'll be waiting<br /> See you in Hell<br /> Wall Street, Royce Da 5'9", Slim Shady<br /> See you in hell for the sequel<br /> Bad Meets Evil, what<br /> Till next timeAnd so that's the story when Bad meets Evil<br /> Two of the most wanted individuals in the county<br /> Made Jesse James and Billy the Kid look like law-abiding citizens<br /> It's too bad they had to go out the way they did<br /> Got shot in the back coming out of that old saloon<br /> But their spirits still live on till this day<br /> Shhh...<br /> Wait, did y'all hear that?<br /> Song Discussions is protected by U.S. Patent 9401941. Other patents pending.Lyrics provided by TANCODEhttps://damnlyrics.com/" readonly=""/>