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Eminem

I reckon you ain't familiar with these here parts<br /> You know, there's a story behind that there saloon<br /> Twenty years ago, two outlaws took this whole town over<br /> Sheriffs couldn't stop 'em<br /> Quickest damn gun slingers I've ever seen<br /> Got murdered in cold blood<br /> That ol' saloon there was their lil' home away from home<br /> They say the ghosts of bad and evil still live in that tavern<br /> And on a quiet night<br /> You can still hear the footsteps of Slim Shady and Royce Da 5'9"I don't speak, I float in the air wrapped in a sheet<br /> I'm not a real person, I'm a ghost trapped in a beat<br /> I translate when my voice is read through a seismograph<br /> And a noise is bred, picked up and transmitted through Royce's head<br /> Trapped him in his room, possess him and hoist his bed<br /> Til' the evilness flows through his blood like poisonous lead<br /> Told him each one of his boys is dead<br /> I asked him to come to the dark side, he made a choice and saidWho hard? yo I done heard worse<br /> We can get in two cars and accelerate at each other<br /> To see which one will swerve first<br /> Two blind bandits panic, whose mental capacity holds<br /> That of a globe, on top of nine other planets<br /> Kissed the cheek of the devil<br /> Intelligence level is 'hell-ier' than treble peakin' on speakers in the ghetto<br /> Dismissal, I'm not a fair man, disgraced the race of an atheist<br /> Intercepting missiles with my bare hands like a patriot<br /> One track sliced without swords, I buried the Christ corpse<br /> In my past life when the Black Knight mounted the white horse<br /> And stay over-worked, it's like the Nazis in the nations<br /> Collaborating, attemptin' to take over the earth'Cause this is what happens when bad meets evil<br /> We hit the trees til' we look like Vietnamese people<br /> He's evil, and I'm bad like Steve Seagal<br /> Above the law 'cause I don't agree with police either<br /> (shit, me neither)<br /> We ain't eager to be legal<br /> So please leave me wi't the keys to your Jeep Eagle<br /> I breathe ether in three lethal amounts<br /> While I stab myself in the knee with a diseased needle<br /> Releasin' rage on anybody in squeezing range<br /> Cold enough to make the seasons change into freezing rain (He's insane)<br /> No I'm not, I just want to shoot up and I'm pissed off<br /> 'Cause I can't find a decent veinThe disaster wit' dreads<br /> I'm bad enough to commit suicide and survive long enough<br /> To kill my soul after I'm dead<br /> When in danger it's funny actually my flavor's similar to a waiter<br /> 'Cause I serve any stranger wit' money<br /> I spray a hundred, men until they joint chains<br /> While slippin' bullets at point blank range like they was punches<br /> Piss on a flag and burn it, murder you then come to your funeral<br /> Service lobby and strangle your body to confirm it<br /> Whippin' human ass, throwin' blows, crackin' jaws<br /> Wit' my fists wrapped in gauze, dipped in glue and glass<br /> I'm blazin' MC's, at the same time amazin' MC's<br /> Somehow MC's ain't that eye-brow raisin to me<br /> From all of angles of us, flash a mack loud enough to cast a avalanche<br /> And bust till volcanoes eruptHello? (Billy)<br /> 'Ay-yo what's up (we're comin' to get you)<br /> Stop they know it's us!I used to be a loudmouth, remember me? (uh-huh)<br /> I'm the one who burned your house down (oh)<br /> Well I'm out now (shit)<br /> And this time I'm comin' back to blow your house up<br /> And I ain't gonna leave you a window to jump out of<br /> Give me two fat tabs and three shrooms<br /> And you won't see me like fat people in steam rooms<br /> And when I go to hell and I'm gettin' ready to leave<br /> I'm a put air in a bag and charge people to breathe'Cause this is what happens when bad meets evil<br /> And we hit the trees till we look like Vietnamese people<br /> He's evil, and I'm bad like Steve Seagal<br /> Against peaceful, see you in hell for the sequel(We'll be waitin')<br /> See you in hell<br /> Wall Street,<br /> Royce Da 5'9, Slim Shady<br /> See you in hell for the sequel (bye bye)<br /> Bad meets evil, what? ('till next time)And so that's the story when bad meets evil<br /> Two of the most wanted individuals in the county<br /> Made Jesse James and Billy the Kid look like law-abiding citizens<br /> It's too bad they had to go out the way they did<br /> Got shot in the back comin' out of that ol' saloon<br /> But their spirits still live on to this day<br /> Shh, wait, did y'all hear that?<br /> <br /> Songwriters<br /> JEFF BASS, MARK BASS, MARSHALL MATHERS, RYAN MONTGOMERYPublished by<br /> Lyrics © Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC, Warner/Chappell Music, Inc. Song Discussions is protected by U.S. Patent 9401941. Other patents pending.Lyrics provided by TANCODEhttps://damnlyrics.com/" readonly=""/>