Bad Mutha Fucka Lyrics

I'm laying in bed
With a lit cigarette
Can't say if last night
Was a blonde or brunette
Megawatts is on the phone
Keeps blowing me up
And there's three shots of whiskey
In my coffee cup
I'm a bad mutha fucka, heeh
(Hehehehe)
I'm a bad mutha fucka
(I'M A BAD MUTHA FUCKA! Hehehe)
I can polish off a bottle
In the blink of an eye
I can drink all night
And not pay a dime
Just to soon kick your ass
As I take a piss

Fuck, even Chuck Norris
Don't want none of this
I'm a bad mutha fucka (Hehe)
I can pick up any chick
I meet at the bar
I can even take the one
Right off of your arm
I got a woman at home
Got a kid on the way
I got a girl in New York
And four more in L.A.
I'm a bad mutha fucka
(Mutha fucka, hehehe)
I'm a bad mutha fucka (Hehe)
(Hahaha)
I got hookers by the hand
Four-five at a time
But they're the ones paying me
By the end of the night
Pimps hunt me down
And try to get the cash
And then me and Samuel Jackson
Bust a cap in their ass
We're bad mutha fuckas (H