Bartender

Come on bartender

Won't you be more tender

Give me two shots of whiskey

And a beer chaserLove will be the death of me

Love is so fickle

It starts with a flood

And it ends with a tr-tr-trickleCome on bartender

Just a little more tender

I ate all your peanuts

Return me to senderI've been too candid

Now I'm barely standing

Just call me a taxi

And prepare me for landingOoh, you have got to kick me back out

Into the cold and nasty weather

And maybe if I sober up

I will stop pretending that love is forever, love is foreverCome on bartender

Come on bartender

Come on bartenderOoh, you have got to kick me back out

Into the cold and nasty weather

And maybe if I sober up

I will stop pretending love is forever, love is foreverCome on bartender

Come on bartender

Come on bartenderLove will be the death of me

Love will be the death of meLove will be the death of me

Love is so fickle

It starts with a flood

And it ends with a tr-tr-trickle

Trickle, trickle, trickle, trickleCome on bartender

Come on bartender

Come on bartender