Beacon for Pissed Ships

She's got a sister

I'm sorry, I missed her

The queen of the wild frontierShe's a beacon for pissed ships

She sits by your cornflakes

And waits for the gravy trainStill she's got a sister

I'm sorry, I missed her

The queen of the wild frontierOn alternate weekends

She ties herself up

And takes you to LegolandToken skinheadNow she's got a sister

I'm sorry, I missed her

The queen of the wild frontierShe's a beacon for pissed ships

She sits by your cornflakes

And waits for the gravy trainIf you wash up your dishes

And clean up the room

Then I'll take you to LegolandIf you play the casinos

And try to unwind

Then I'll take you to LegolandToken skinhead