Alan Is a Cowboy Killer Lyrics

Pull up my pants
Now the camera crew has gone
In your statement to the police
Tell them how you turned me onBut you were such an ugly child
You were such an awkward child
When you were such a stupid child
We should've cottoned onAlan is a cowboy killerTake up tai chi
Now your favorite pet has died
We had crazy fucking times
Till her visa card expiredBut you were such an ugly child
You were such an awkward child
When you were such a stupid child
We should've cottoned onAlan is a cowboy killerWipe up his mess
Pay your fluffers by the yard
How you're paying for your peace
How you're paying for your peaceBut you were such an ugly child
You were such an awkward child
When you were such a stupid child

We should've cottoned onThat Alan is a cowboy killer
That Alan is a cowboy killer
That Alan is a cowboy killerAlan is a cowboy killer