Beer In the Bar Lyrics

Advisory - the following lyrics contain explicit language:
Im still smiling like a beer in a bar
Im staring in the mirror while Im doing my hair
Im putting on my clothes
When I go down the stairs
I open up my mini bar
*and* make myself a drink
Im not an alcoholic but I know what you think
My mood is getting higher
When its knocking on my door
Its my party home, boys and a girl I want to score

And I dont have a time to
Take her for a ride
We are going to a crazy college party tonight
-From Mr.Basshunter to myspace, come on!-
What if people just gave a damn, about if I made this music with computer programme
I cant play the drums or guitar but Im still smiling like a beer in bar
I know that this is a weird song but you can tell somebody if its right or wrong
I just want to show what I can do
So sit right back while Im talking to you
-To all the on-line party people out there!-
Arriving to the party
Everyone is there
We are going to have it awesome, I can feel it in the air
Im going to the backyard and what do I see?
All the girls are shaking with their ass in front of me
Well this is not my cup of tea if you know what I mean
What if people just gave a damn, about if I made this music with computer programme
I cant play the drums or guitar but Im still smiling like a beer in a bar
I know that this is a weird song but you can tell somebody if its right or wrong
I just want to show what I can do
So sit right back while Im talking to you
-Alright mates, are you ready to a party??!!-