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Advisory - the following lyrics contain explicit language:
My girlfriend got into my car,
Told me to listen to her new CD.
What the fuck are you smoking?
Do I look 14? No trust me, it's so great,
I'm totally hashtag team Tay Tay.
Come on just give it a play.
Later on I dropped her off,
She left her new Taylor CD,
So I decide to put it on.
What's the worst that could happen?

Oh my God! What a sick beat?
Her voice sounds so
Soft and sweet.
All these lyrics are relating to me.
I could listen to this till my life ends.So I listen while I'm lifting,
She gives me energy,
And I listen in the shower,
When I'm making love to me.
I listen when I'm hurting,
Her ballads are everything,
It's like I'm never lonely,
Like she's my best friend!She's always tweeting,
Inspirational quotes,
And then I read them,
At the time when I need them most.
I think about her,
When I'm having sex with my girlfriend,
Because she is my soulmate,
What? I gotta make a plan.First I have to get rid of,
My current girlfriend.
I have to make it look like it,
Was an accident, like,
Hey Lisa, get in here quick,
Your dog is barfing I think it's sick,
Oh no there is so much blood.
Now I don't have a girlfriend,
Hey Taylor, here I come.
I got your address,
Thanks to google maps dot com.
I got your favourite flowers,
A tattoo of your name.
I hope you feel the same baby,
'Cause I'm on my way.Oh you look so cute up in your bedroom,
Oh I can't wait to be up there with you soon,
Hey sir, who are you? Can I help you?
Sure, smell these flowers don't you think they smell good.Now I'm opening up the front door,
I think I smell her scent.
Now I'm checking out her knick-knacks,
We both like Titanic.
And then I hear a loud scream,
I turn around and see,
It's my beautiful Taylor,
Taylor it's me!Then she runs away screaming,
L O L she's so funny,
She locks herself in her bathroom,
Guess we're playing hide and seek.
Oh silly Taylor baby,
I can hear you breathe,
Hey remember your hit song,
You belong with me!So she runs into the bedroom,
She's playing hard to get.
I get distracted by the closet,
She looks so pretty in red.
Hey Tay Tay can you wear this,
The first time we make love?
Just give me a kiss, baby,
You'll feel the same.I guess I was all wrong,
Maybe we're not soulmates.
I misread the situation,
I had another destiny.
I'm not supposed to be with her,
I'm supposed to be her,
But I can't be her,
So I'll just wear her face!

Enjoy the lyrics !!!
Shane Dawson is a YouTube comedian and actor. Dawson is known for making comedy videos featuring many recurring characters (such as Shanaynay, Ned the Nerd, S. Deezy, and Aunt Hilda), impersonations (such as Paris Hilton and Sarah Palin), and spoofs of popular music videos such as Telephone Dudes Version (Ned the Nerd) and Last Sunday Night (Aunt Hilda). As of November 1, 2010 his main YouTube channel is the third most subscribed channel of all time behind Nigahiga, and RayWilliamJohnson.

Shane Dawson was born with the name Shane Lee Yaw, but changed it to Dawson because casting directors wouldn't call him back because they thought he was Asian. He chose the name Dawson after Jack Dawson because his favorite movie is Titanic.

He joined YouTube on March 10, 2008 and is now the third most subscribed YouTuber with 2,175,513 subscribers.

Dawson uploads a new video every Saturday on his main channel, usually a sketch with his characters, like Shanaynay and Ned the Nerd. On Mondays, he uploads a new Ask Shane, which is where he answers questions wearing a costumes or goes to a random location requested from his veiwers.

Shane Dawson was born July 19, 1988 in Long Beach, California and moved to Los Angeles when he was 21.

As a teenager in high school, Shane was over-weight and got bullied a lot for that, and then lost 150 pounds on Jenny Craig. He worked for Jenny Craig with his mom and brother, but got fired along with his mom, brother and many other co-workers after he uploaded a video of himself pole dancing in the Jenny Craig building.

Dawson has 3 channels. His main channel where he uploads all his usual stuff. His second channel where every monday he uploads an Ask Shane and once a month Viewer Orgy Time. His third channel is called Shane, which is his iphone channel, where he uploads unedited videos from his iphone. On his main channel, he started a new series in October 2010 called "Shane and Friends", which is basically all his characters, (Shanaynay, Ned the Nerd, S Deezy, Aunt Hilda, Shane's mom, and Paris Hilton), and each character talks and does their own thing for a couple minutes.

Shane Dawson has announced in some of his videos that he is making a 30 minute pilot for a possible TV show called SD High, which is based on two of his videos, High School Drama and School Dance Disaster, it's going to be aired on his main YouTube channel, and could possibly be a TV show.

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