Bouncy Ball Bum - Nutty Noah

Bouncy Ball Bum Lyrics

I've got a bouncy ball for a bum
It gives me hours of endless fun
So if you see me bouncing through the sky tonight
It's cos I wore my pants too tightAnd if I fall out of my chair
I'll bounce straight up into the air
I'm not sure that I like the feeling
When I connect with the ceilingAnd if I'm walking down the road
And if I'm carrying a heavy load
If I trip watch the expression on my face
As I get bounced right into spaceLet me tell you how this all has come to pass
I was injected with a polymer in my arm
My circulation made it settle in my rear
I wish sometimes it would just disappearSo I'm so sad and I'm lonely
I wish I could meet someone like me
In my mind we're holding hands down the street
As we're bouncing cheek to cheekMaybe one day we'll have a son
A gibbering wreck of so much fun
And I'll try hard not to treat him like a toy

But he'll be my bouncing baby boy