Bowling for Midgets Lyrics

Nuclear Rabbit - Bowling For Midgets
Roly-Poly dwarves
Rolling all around, knocking over pins, it's a New
York sin
Roly-poly dwarves
Jobless by the hordes,
Little people longing to be thrown, enumployed,
somewhat
annoyed
Sorry little dwarvesSteroid pumping men
Throw him as far as you can
Soaring through the air
No other sport compares.
Suspended by a hook
Awaiting to be flung, mighty warrior throws them one
by one
Grubby hobbit bum
Surely a sight to behold, they look quite bold

Sorry little dwarvesBalded bearded athlete
Stubby fingers, shrunken feat
This sport would not be known
If they were fully grownInfamous New York game
A midget put to shame
Dr. Ruth agrees,
"This sport shoul not be ceased"
Toss a little man,
Rebounding on the floor like a loony-goony bird you
can't
ignore
Roly-poly can-can
Enjoy it while you can,
This midget sport will not expand, not it's
permanently banned
Sorry, little dwarvesThe future it looks grim
Dwarf tossing Tiny Tim
Illegal in fifty states
Unfortunate midget traits
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